Jokes - 1

A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of
Clocks
He asks angel: "Wht r these4?"
Angel ansr : "These r Lie Clocks,
evry person has lie clock! Wnevr u lie on
earth, clock moves."
D man points 2wrds a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa 's.
It never moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Indian
Politician's clock?
Angel replies: That's in our office...
we use it as TABLE FAN!! =))